So now I guess
she’s been left
to leave
frustrated footprints
of glass
in the sand.

I’d definitely never seen
a guy in a Chewbacca shirt
who wanted
four stepchildren,
but these days,
I’m only shocked
when the universe
*doesn’t* create something.
You almost forced me
to question my definition
of manhood.

And her daughters
take flamethrowers
to the healthy lessons
they’d learned
in the past few years,
but at least you’re not
bored anymore.

Roll for damage.

-GD Butler

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